Wednesday, 10 May 2006

Had a re-call today for the commercial I went for last Friday. I thought I shouldn't do any more commercials as I've done quite a lot over the years but this commercial is actually quite clever and funny. I've found, over the years, that the trick about going for commercial castings is to go and do them then instantly forget about them as you walk out the door (hence the reason for no mention of it in last Frids blog). I've seen friends writhe in mental agony because they have been told they've been "pencilled" for a big paying commercial; or, God forbid, on a "heavy pencil". This of course sounds quite encouraging until you find out that everyone who went for the job is on a "heavy pencil", except those who couldn't walk and talk at the same time (and even they are on just a "pencil"). I wonder how many job interviews the average person has in their life? Four? Eight? Twelve? I've no idea how many interviews/auditions/castings I've had since I left drama school but I have a sneaking suspicion it's more than twelve. I think I've been quite fortunate in my career (most periods of unemployment have been covered financially by well paid TV commercials or in times of absolute desperation, magic gigs) but when do actors stop being actors? By that I mean if you're an actor but you haven't had an acting job for say, a year, are you still an unemployed actor? Or are you just unemployed? And when is the cut off point? What if you haven't worked as an actor for 2 or 3 years? Is it time for you to wake up and smell the coffee (or start serving it?). When I was at drama school I always said I'd give it three years and if I wasn't making a reasonable living I'd have to re-think. Well, thirteen years later I'm still making a living from acting (and now writing) so I guess the gamble paid off (or is it that my luck is still holding out?). I was talking to a mate the other day and I said that I thought I would really be in demand as an actor when I'm grey and bald and look like Roy Barraclough. Then, of course, came the usual, generous actors reply, "what do you mean when?!". Cunt.