Sunday, 18 June 2006
Lovely afternoon
at The Flask in Highgate. Drinking Fruli (strawberry
beer) and scoffing nice food. A very pissed woman with
alarmingly short peroxide blond hair and big tits came
and told me I looked very camp stroking my dog while
she sat on my lap (my dog was on my lap, not the woman).
Just barged up to our table while we were all chatting
and said that. I told her I had actually been going
for more of a Bond villain look and apologised profusely
for upsetting her. She didn't seem to get the fact that
I was taking the piss and she duly accepted my apology
and returned to her seat. Fucking lesbians.
