I didn't
go to the gym over the weekend and I actually missed
it; can this be the start of Derren Litten the health
freak? (As opposed to just 'freak'). I've lost over
a stone since I started with my week of juice-only detox
and have been going to the gym with Paul my trainer
at least 3 times a week; not sure how I'm going to keep
this up during my two months in Benidorm but I'll have
a go. Was going to investigate the logistics of bringing
Paul over to Benidorm to train me while I'm there then
I suddenly remembered I'm not Elton John (although I
imagine our waist sizes are not too different). Cut
to Derren in a ginger wig pushing his matching Louis
Vuitton luggage through Alicante airport screaming "rude,
vile pigs!".
