Saturday, 15 July 2006

During castings all of the auditioned actors are recorded on video so the producer, director, writer etc can all watch them back and be reminded of who was good and who was rubbish. For the auditions for 'Benidorm' I have been watching the tapes on an old video player which I dragged out of a cupboard and just had on the floor in front of the TV in the living room. I decided to be a bit more professional today (not before time) and buy one of those little portable TVs that have a video and DVD player built in. £159 from Argos, absolute bargain. Positioned it on top of a filing cabinet in my office and felt rather organised not to mention technologically advanced. Watched the audition tape from Thursday then realised I have about twenty obscure VHS tapes of shows and concerts that are not available on DVD that I haven't watched in years… I obviously now have to spend my entire weekend watching everything from "Morcambe & Wise Live at Fairfield Halls Croydon" to "Frank, Liza & Sammy The Ultimate Event" to "Bobby Thompson The Little Waster In Concert". I have so much to do but of course will just sit in my darkened den, blinds closed watching every single last tape (at least once) because of the weak willed, lazy, fat arsed old show business ham that I am. I feel a song coming on…