Thursday, 6 July 2006

Today I have been listening to a lot of Josef Locke or rather his recordings, don't think he makes much noise these days as he died in 1999 (and even if he did still make a noise it would probably be a muffled fizzing sound and I wouldn't be able to hear it as I assume he's buried in Ireland and I live in North London). Ages ago I had an idea for a musical or a screenplay about a young boy who had a very old fashioned taste in music (Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Josef Locke, Bobby Darin etc) and was an outcast amongst his peers because of it. The twist was that he could mimic these singers perfectly and became a big star because of it. Then Jim Cartwright wrote the play "Little Voice" and I considered suing him for knowing what was going on in my head; the only reason I didn't sue was because if he knew about the play he probably knew about all the other things that were in my head and I decided it was probably best not to make an enemy of him. Reminds me of when I was about 7 and had an idea for a film about a giant man eating shark terrorising a small American seaside community. Steven fucking Spielberg.